May 2013
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galaxycheesepizza:
maleteen:
people who say pop instead of soda are not my friends they are my enemies
this could start a war between michigan and everywhere south
minnesota will ally with you don’t worry
kenway:
last quarter of the school year more like
vvumblr:
does beyonce measure her weight in beyounces
Anonymous asked: Thank you soo much for your advice! i will definitely follow it :)
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
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Anonymous asked: Hey! So I noticed that you fence--I just started and really like it, but I want to get better quicker. I was wondering if you had any tips for improving tactics and emotional strength-I'm still trying to figure out how to be aggressive haha. Thanks a lot! :)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
americugh:
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
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shampood:
swaggiesauceandyolos:
shampood:
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman
i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one
the-daleks-wear-prada:
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
why would i read a book with ”what a fucking asshole” written all over it
